Catcalls and technical problems marred the preview performance of the most expensive production ever staged on Broadway.
Whatever happened to just writing something that was witty and brilliant and then performing it?
What is with all this special effects hoopla?
I don't know about you, but for $150 or whatever Broadway seats cost these days, I don't want to have to worry about an actor falling on my head. Stay on the frickin' stage where you belong!